Definitions

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Thanks to RF

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